Have you ever found yourself faced with a challenging dilemma? Life can be so dag gone difficult sometimes. Personally, I am faced with big decisions all the time. Typcially, I tend to make the WRONG decision approximately 7 out of 10 times. That gives my decision making skills a 30% success rate. When I make a bad decision I just feel plain bad about myself. Well, that was until I decided to leave all decisions up to the Magic 8 Ball, the best fortune-telling device ever created. Did you know it was invented in 1946? The Magic 8 Ball is 64 years old. An old and wise enigma. I trust it.
Tonight, I am faced with a major life decision. My dilemma is: do I get dinner from Arby's or make a nice healthy salad at home? You see, if I left this decision up to my own devices, there is a 70% that I will make the WRONG decision. Therefore, I am choosing to let the old and wise Magic 8 Ball decide for me. Let's ask the Magic 8 Ball my question together...
Dear Magic 8 Ball, should I eat at Arby's or make a healthy salad?
....
Magic 8 Ball says...
"Reply hazy, ask again later"
Dangit! Let's try this again. (shakes Magic 8 Ball)
Magic 8 Ball says...
"Cannot predict now"
Argh. Okaaaaaay. Try again. (shakes Magic 8 Ball)
Magic 8 Ball says...
"Concentrate and ask again"
Are you serious?!?! Ugh. Sooo annoying! (shakes Magic 8 Ball)
Magic 8 Ball says...
"Better not tell you now"
MOTHER EFFER!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU BETTER NOT TELL ME NOW?? U EFFING 8 BALL, YOU BETTER TELL ME NOW! I AM STARVING AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR DINNER. TELL ME WHAT THE EFF TO DO BEFORE I TOSS YOUR ASS OFF THE BALCONY. GIVE ME AN EFFING ANSWER OR ELSE! (shakes Magic 8 Ball...vigorously)
Magic 8 Ball says...
"As I see it YES"
Woohoo! Now if you will excuse me, I need to go to Arby's.
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